wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I didn't notice because vodka
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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