Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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