the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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