I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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