Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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