you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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