Can Purell be used as lube?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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