escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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