angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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