Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Its about making memories worth repressing
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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