The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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