Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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my sisters under your porch take her home
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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