This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
the liver wants what the liver wants
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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