Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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