I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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