Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
