They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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