i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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