I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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