The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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