It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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