You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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