Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You're like the curious george of whores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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