am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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