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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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