Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The uberlube is also flammable
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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