I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I forget how to act sober
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