I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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