I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
