piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my being single is dangerous.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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