There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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