ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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