and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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