I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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