im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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