nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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