What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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