have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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