I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She even gives head with a lisp.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I didn't notice because vodka
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
