And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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