oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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