Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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