it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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