did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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