My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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