Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
