Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I need you to use more vowels.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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