also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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