margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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