She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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