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Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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