No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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