I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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