Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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