So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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