operation harelip BJ is a go
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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